This Just In: Millions Of Millions

There’s been a hole in my heart since Kenny Millions’ infamous Shitjazz series ended last year. Sure, he picked up and started the Be Creative Or Die series right after, but I do miss the random, hilarious and often confusing pairings that Shitjazz birthed. Shitjazz vs. Flamenco was particularly uncomfortable and incredible. And I’ll always have fond memories of the final installment, Shitjazz vs. Drums, where we all but destroyed the entire room. And yes, there was a gong involved.

But fear not – Kenny’s found his way back into Sweat as a permanent fixture in the racks, with not one, but two Kenny Millions/Keshavan Maslak sections (LP and CD), featuring rare gems from the Millions vault – some priced so low they look like mistakes. We’ve got hard-to-find Millions LPs for far lower than you’ll find them online, and all CDs are only $2. If you’re looking for the ultimate collection from a pioneer of avant-free-weirdo-electronic-shit-etc. jazz, look no further. Hell, there are even a couple tamer titles your mom might enjoy.

Avant-free-weirdo-electronic-shit-etc. new releases, reissues and restocks…
Amen Dunes – Love LP
Anika – s/t LP
Aphex Twin – Selected Ambient Works 85-92 2LP
Arctic Monkeys – AM LP
A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory 2LP; Midnight Marauders LP; People’s Instinctive Travels And The Paths Of Rhythm 2LP
Bad Brains – s/t LP
Badbadnotgood – III 2LP
Barrington Levy – Sweet Reggae Music LP; Prison Oval Rock LP
Bob Marley – Soul Revolution Part II LP*
Bon Iver – s/t LP
Cattle Decapitation – Karma Bloody Karma 2LP*
Centro-Matic – Take Pride In Your Long Odds LP*
Cleaners From Venus – Living With Victoria Grey LP*; Number Thirteen LP*; Extra Wages LP*; My Back Wages LP*
Com Truise – Wave 1 12”
Craft Spells – Nausea LP
Cure – Three Imaginary Boys LP
Cut Copy – In Ghost Colours LP
Daft Punk – Discovery 2LP
Deafheaven – Sunbather 2LP
Depeche Mode – Black Celebration LP; Music For The Masses LP; Songs Of Faith And Devotion LP; Ultra LP
Disclosure – Settle 2LP
Donovan Blanc – s/t LP*
Etta James – Third Album LP
Fleetwood Mac – Greatest Hits LP*
G.B.H – Dover Showplace 1983 LP*
Godflesh – Decline & Fall EP 12”*
Gorillaz – s/t 2LP; Plastic Beach 2LP
Gram Parsons – GP LP*; Grievous Angel LP*
How To Dress Well – What Is This Heart? 2LP*
Jad Fair & Danielson – Solid Gold Heart LP*
Jack White – Lazaretto CD
Kendrick Lamar – Good Kid 2LP; COAST2COAST 224 CD*
Manu Chao – Clandestino 2LP
Mars Volta – Amputechture 2LP
Mastodon – Once More ‘Round The Sun CD*
Mirah – Changing Light LP*
Misfits – Collection II LP; Legacy Of Brutality LP; s/t LP
Nas – Illmatic LP
Nina Simone – Little Girl Blue LP; The Amazing Nina Simone LP
Outkast – Aquemini 3LP
Peter Tosh – Legalize It LP
Pharrell Williams – Girl LP, CD
Phish – Fuego 2LP*
Pink Floyd – Dark Side Of The Moon LP; Wish You Were Here LP
Public Enemy – Yo! Bum Rush The Show LP*
Queens Of The Stone Age – s/t 2LP
Radiohead – Kid A 10”; OK Computer 2LP
Ramones – Ramones Mania LP
Real Estate – Atlas LP
Royksopp & Robyn – Do It Again CD*
Sam Cooke – Portrait Of A Legend 1951-1964 2LP*
Sleep – Dopesmoker 2LP
Slint – Spiderland LP+DVD, CD+DVD*
Strokes – Is This It LP; Room On Fire LP
Sufjan Stevens – Enjoy Your Rabbit 2LP*; Illinois 2LP
Tame Impala – Innerspeaker 2LP
Thelonious Monk & John Coltrane – At Carnegie Hall LP
Tombs – Savage Gold 2LP*
Tonstartssbandht – Overseas 2LP*
Various – Eccentric Soul: Capitol City Soul 2LP*
White Hex – Gold Nights LP*

* Indicates new release or new reissue