The main event of the 7th quasi-annual Borscht Film Festival is this Saturday at the Adrienne Arsht Center! Come out for the premiere of thirteen Miami-centric projects that were commissioned, created, and produced by the Borscht crew.
Comment below with a valid email address to win a pair of tickets for the VIP section. We’ll select a winner at random tomorrow morning at 10am, and you must come by Sweat to get the tickets before Saturday. Good luck!
Borscht.Borscht.Borscht. Please and thank you!
MEEEEEEEE!!!
♡
“Arugula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
We scream our battle cry as giggling bandits on the field,
Arching for the armpits of all those who wink and squeal
“The game’s afoot!” yells Dinker as he thrusts his porcine snout
Into the rump of Lulu who turns and takes him out
No mercy for him and the saps who can’t handle their rum
They’ll miss the soon-to-come-reward of breasts and rosy bums
We’re stout hearted we men out here so eager for the deed,
But it’s the chicks who run this sh*t, the vegan sex stampede!!!
I <3 Borscht
I just hope they’re still going to give out free pineapple soda
BORSCHT!
Pickk meee!
mee pls!!!
Gator eats python eats gator eats pie.