Poppin’ Bottles at Shake!

You, your hot friend, that guy who looks like an oompa loompa, but definitely not YOU, are invited to our Uber Exclusive VIP Halloween Party at (((SHAKE))) this Thursday. Only the hottest ladies and the sickest bros will be there with their spray tans, spiked hair, roided muscles and Ed Hardy gear.

Dress the part to get in free, and don’t worry if you couldn’t fathom having something of the sort in you closet, we have special limited edition Shake Hardy shirts made for purchase at the door.

Thanks to Gordie for the design (it’s based on the idea of Bobby Bottleservice) and to our friends at Iron Forge Press for added design and printing.

Get ready for the cheesiest top 40 sounds by renowned DJs Danner Von Martenberg (Berlin), Aaron T (back from Ibiza!), Diesto (Tiesto’s brother!) The party will be so crazy, we’ll throw napkins in the air!

More info on the greatest party to hit downtown Miami in the history of the night can be found on the Facebook event. If you want to sit down, RSVP for Bottle Service at shake305@gmail.com. It’s a 5 bottle minimum, but you get sparklers on every bottle so everyone can see how important you are!