Sweat Records: Captured! By Robots tonight + MORE!!

Hey Friends,

Welcome once again to the ever-growing Sweat Records email and event listing!! If you have friends who still never seem to know about what concerts and happenings are coming up in South Florida, please pass this along!!

Tonight at Churchill’s the ever-awesome New Art School team present a special live performance by CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS!! If you’ve never heard of them, go to www.capturedbyrobots.com immeeeediately. Humanoid “JBOT” has been captured by evil musical robots and forced to play for audiences worldwide. Lookee:

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Definitely check this out tonight, as they’ll be joined by Teddy Bear Orchestra, The Terry Schiavo Hyper-Crystal Suicide Cult, and Shuttle Lounge featuring Ravelstein and the Rockets!! Only $8 for what is promised to be “over-the-top ridiculousness.” Sweat will be open too so don’t stay home!!

This weekend at Circa Saturdays, we’ve got a special guest DJ set by one of Miami’s favorites – the amazing DJ HOTTPANTS, along with the CD release party for the highly-anticipated new album from Canadian chanteuse FEIST!! We’ll have limited edition lithographs for a few lucky fans so stop by on your night out!!

Also, the ballots are up for the annual New Times “Best of Miami” poll. Please click and vote Sweat as “Best Record/CD Store” and Circa Saturdays as “Best Dance Club” if you have a minute. Thanks in advance!!

Lolo + the Sweat crew

P.S. “Literary provocateur” Chuck Palahniuk is coming down May 12 courtesy of Books & Books!! Scroll down for the full info.


New releases, reissues and restocks from CORNELIUS, Dntel, Mando Diao (highly recommended!!), Melt Banana, Nine Inch Nails, Avey Tare, Robert Pollard, Porcupine Tree, Spank Rock, Livesavas, The Flesh, Superdrag, Benny Benassi, Leonard Cohen, Cowboy Junkies, Midnight Movies, Ibrahim Ferrer, Electric Soft Parade, Medeski, Martin & Wood, Bebel Gilberto, The Blow, Priestbird, Sly & the Family Stone, The Go Find, Sonic Youth, Howlin’ Wolf, Charlotte Gainsbourg, The Detroit Cobras, Patti Smith, The Noisettes, The Band, Ellen Allien, Sa-Ra, and so much MORE.


-ANAL CUNT w/ OTTO VON SCHIRACH @ Churchill’s – May 5th – $10


(If your event is not in here send one email to lolo [at] sweatrecordsmiami [dot] com with all the info. It’s that simple…)

THURSDAY, APRIL 26th @ CHURCHILL’S: New Art School proudly presents the 10th anniversary tour of CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS!! With very special guests Teddy Bear Orchestra and The Terry Schiavo Hyper-Crystal Suicide Cult, plus Shuttle Lounge featuring Ravelstein and the Rockets in effect on the patio. Doors at 9pm, $8. 5501 NE 2nd Ave. Advance tickets at Sweat Records or at www.ticketweb.com

THURSDAY, APRIL 26th @ CORNERSTONE: Check out a live, intimate performance by THE DOWN HOME SOUTHERNAIRES. 10pm, free. 2013 N Miami Ave. www.myspace.com/cornerstonemiami for info

THURSDAY, APRIL 26th @ CIRCA28: Spiderpussy and Off The Radar join forces for your Thursday night!! DJs AL B Rotten, Johnny Strokes, Carlos Llanos, Danny Ashe and Ray Milian rock the party. 10pm to 5am, 2826 N Miami Ave. myspace.com/off_the_radar

THURSDAY, APRIL 26th @ LOVEHATE: The Money Shot party moves to LoveHate with DJs Tom Laroc and DJ Contra. 423 Washington Ave. Miami Beach. For more info email moneyshotmiami@gmail.com

FRIDAY, APRIL 27th @ FLAVOUR: Low-Fidelity and Slammie present Danish psychobilly trio NEKROMANTIX live with The Heart Attacks, Time Again and Orange. All ages, 7pm, $10 advance/$12 at the door. 2895 McFarlane Rd., Coconut Grove. www.slammie.com

FRIDAY, APRIL 27th @ THE STANDARD: DJ Hottpants and Oly start your weekend off right spinning an eclectic mix in the bar room!! Plus snacks, drink specials and more. 8pm to midnight, no cover!! 40 Island Ave. (on the Venetian Causeway)

FRIDAY, APRIL 27th @ PAWN SHOP: Revolver has relocated to the Boutique Lounge at the Pawn Shop with residents Lazaro Casanova, Lauren A and more. Boutique Lounge alleyway entrance only – 1 Ct. and 13th St. Downtown Miami. myspace.com/clubrevolver

FRIDAY, APRIL 27th @ PS14: PopLife presents LOOP. DJs Matt Cash, Induce, Mr. Brown and Will provide the ear candy. Free before midnight. 28 NE 14th St. www.ps14.com

SATURDAY, APRIL 28th @ CIRCA28: Circa Saturdays presents a special guest DJ set by Miami’s own DJ HOTTPANTS!! After, resident DJs Ray Milian, Parker, Johnnylove and Jay play all the tracks YOU want to dance to. Drink specials all night. Brought to you by Lauren Reskin of Sweat Records and friends. No cover, 21+, doors at 10pm. 2826 N Miami Ave. www.myspace.com/circasaturdays

SATURDAY, APRIL 28th @ MOCA: Check out MOCA FRESH – Celebrating Young Miami!! Teens and college students are invited to attend a free day of interactive workshops, live musical and dance performances, contemporary art and more. 770 NE 125th St. North Miami. For more information email mocafresh@mocanomi.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 28th @ NORTH BEACH BANDSHELL: Check out Spanish flamenco chill-out stars CHAMBAO with Ecomusica. 7pm, 7275 Collins Ave. www.rhythmfoundation.com

SATURDAY, APRIL 28th @ PS14: Switch presents STATE OF THE ART with live music by ArtOfficial, Earthworx, AlucarD and Lox Tha Rippa, live art by AHOL, NFRomero, Ceptr, and Andres Salvador, plus DJs Stravinsky, Salami Fingaz, DJane and DJ Par. $7 cover, 18+ welcome, doors at 10pm. 28 NE 14th St. www.artofficialmusic.net

MONDAY, APRIL 30th @ LOVEHATE: Check out the debut night of The Lonely Hearts Club, hosted by Mr. Misery and The Colonel. Edwin Adams and Mr. Brown kick it ooold skool spinning jazz, blues, soul, hip hop and beyond. Doors at 9pm, 423 Washington Ave.

TUESDAY, MAY 1st @ GOLD COAST ROLLER RINK: Roll Out is back! After a series of fires, the rink is back to it’s retro-fabulous self. DJs Lolo, Hottpants and weekly guests spin classic skate jams and new-skool favorites. Plus: weekly movies, full bar, arcade games, nachos, neon lights and everything you’d ever want from a cheesy roller rink!! 8pm to midnight only, $3 cover. 2604 S. Federal Hwy. myspace.com/rainbowsk8tuesdays

WEDNESAY, MAY 2nd @ BOOKS & BOOKS: PETA Senior Vice President Dan Mathews will be in Miami to discuss and sign copies of his new book, Committed: A Rabble-Rouser’s Memoir, which chronicles his wild 22 years on the front lines of the animal rights movement. 8pm, Books & Books Coral Gables, 265 Aragon Ave. www.booksandbooks.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 2nd @ ROXANNE’S: Check out The Good Deeds tour featuring SOULS OF MISCHIEF live!! Plus DJ Lex, iCON the Mic King, Bukue One, Lex One & Mike Beatz, Al the Basshead, The Secondhand Outfit, LT Smash and Dyer. $10 before 11pm, $15 after. 18+ welcome. 10pm to 2am. 3148 NE 12th Ave. (Dixie + Oakland Park Blvd). www.myspace.com/toughtitty

THURSDAY, MAY 3rd @ JAZID: Check out GRAND GROOVE, the first 3 Thursdays of the month at Jazid. Funk, hip-hop, soul and rare grooves provided by DJs Mr. Brown, Sire Esq., Lumin, Kems and guests. No cover + weekly drink specials! 10pm to 3am, 1342 Washington Ave. Miami Beach.

FRIDAY, MAY 4th @ PS14: WVUM Generators and Loop present a live performance by DAEDALUS!! He’s a Sweat fave so check it out. Plus, more live goodness by locals Hydroplane, PG-13, Portable Sunsets and Skymall, and DJs Matt Cash, Plot and Mr. Brown. Listen to WVUM 90.5 FM for ticket giveaways. 10pm, $10, 18+. 28 NE 14th St. Advance tickets at epoplife.com

SATURDAY, MAY 5th @ CHURCHILL’S: New Art School present ANAL CUNT with Otto Von Schirach, Creeping Jimmy and more TBA. 5501 NE 2nd Ave. www.newartschool.net

SATURDAY, MAY 5th @ PS14: Switch presents live performances by Outereach and The Jean Marie, plus DJs Danny Ashe and Par. 28 NE 14th St.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 9th @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by hip hop legend KRS-ONE with guests ¬°MAYDAY!, Wreckonize, Major League, ArtOfficial and DJ Artime. 8pm

THURSDAY, MAY 10th @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a special live spoken-word performance by the legendary JELLO BIAFRA (Dead Kennedys)!! All ages, $12 at the door, 8pm. 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

FRIDAY, MAY 11th @ CHURCHILL’S: Sweat Records + Churchill’s present SWEAT SOUND SYSTEM – a local art + music showcase AND Sweat’s 2nd birthday party!! New art on display by Helena Garcia (helenagarcia.com) and Ross Ford (rossfordart.com), and live performances by PG-13, Raffa + Rainer (it’s also Raffa’s birthday!) Humbert, Animals of the Arctic, Dyslexic Postcards, Le Fantome, Stay Hitt, The JeanMarie, The Curious Hair, Boy Prostitute and Roly O!! Plus, a super-duper musical custom cupcake-cake by Sticky Fingers Cupcakes, and vendors on the patio including Pink Ghost, Rag Trade and more!! 18+ welcome, $7 cover goes straight to the bands. 5501 NE 2nd Ave. Miami. myspace.com/sweatrecords

SATURDAY, MAY 12th @ SHAKE-A-LEG: Books & Books present literary provocateur CHUCK PALAHNIUK reading and discussing his new book “Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey.” TICKETS REQUIRED. You will receive one (1) ticket with the purchase of one (1) copy of Rant from Books & Books. Seating guaranteed until 7.15pm. His talk will be followed by an autographing. Only those books purchased at Books & Books will be eligible for signing. 7.30pm at the Historic Coast Guard Hangar at Shake-A-Leg. 2620 South Bayshore Drive (next to Monty’s). Coconut Grove, 33133. www.booksandbooks.com

SATURDAY, MAY 12th @ PS14: Switch presents COUP D’ETAT 12 with live performances by The Waterford Landing, Dance Jenny, Dino Felipe, PG-13 and Call It Radar with DJs Par, Hottpants, AS1 and DS363. 28 NE 14th St.

TUESDAY, MAY 15th @ STUDIO A: STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by OURS (full band performance) with opening act April Bauer. $15, 8pm, 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

THURSDAY, MAY 17th @ AMENDMENT XXI: EveInterrupted.com and Admix present SMEAR: Rip Her To Shreds, an all-girl art party!! Featuring a ive performance by The Righteous Devices, giveaways, poetry by Crystal McAdams, live drawings by Pookah, dancing, drinking, music by DJ Heather Holiday and DJ D-Lokx, plus art by Tabatha Mudra, Janette Valentine, Kristin Currier, Denise McMorris, Mikelle Moore and VAM. 7pm to midnight, 190 NE 46th St. www.eveinterrupted.com

FRIDAY, MAY 18th @ STUDIO A: Check out the record release and video premier party for the SPAM ALL-STARS!! Their new album “Electrodomesticos” is funktastic so come out and celebrate and see them live!! They never disappoint… $10 in advance, doors at 10pm and the first 50 people to arrive get a free CD!! 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com, www.spamallstars.com

FRIDAY, MAY 18th @ NORTH BEACH BANDSHELL: Check out SIDESTEPPER live!! “Bogota meets London in this fusion of Afro-Colombian rhthms and UK dub.” With Lanzallamas Monofonica. 7pm, 7275 Collins Ave. www.rhythmfoundation.com

SATURDAY, MAY 19th @ PS14: Switch presents Zombie Prom #1 with Otto Von Schirach, Yarlen, Doormouse, Skymall, Nastie, Boy Prostitute, Finesse & Runway, Deafcaxxx, Phoenix Nebulin, Seprenthorn and The Mutiny plus DJs Doormouse, Dracula’s Daughter, Lady Anime, Par and DS363. 28 NE 14th St.

SATURDAY, MAY 19th @ CARNIVAL CENTER: International new bossa superstar BEBEL GILBERTO performs live!! 8pm, 1300 Biscayne Blvd. www.carnivalcenter.org

SUNDAY, MAY 27th @ POMPANO BEACH AMPHITHEATER: BLOC PARTY live!! Tickets through Ticketmaster. 8pm, 1806 NE 6th St. Pompano Beach. www.fantasma.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 1st @ BANK UNITED CENTER: [Rescheduled Date] Ohhh yeah… Check out the one and only TOOL, live!! 2555 Panther Parkway, Sunrise. www.toolband.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 9th @ CULTURE ROOM: BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB live with special guests THE HORRORS!! Doors at 8pm, tickets $18 via Ticketmaster. On sale Saturday, March 17th. www.cultureroom.net

SUNDAY, JUNE 17th @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by MIKA. More details soon. 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

MONDAY, JUNE 18th @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by BATTLES. More details soon. 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20th @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by THE CASUALTIES with opening acts A Global Threat, Time Again and Modern Day 84. $12, 7pm, 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 22nd @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by VOXTROT. $10, 8pm, 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 23rd @ STUDIO A: Studio A presents a live performance by LONGWAVE with opening act Jacob Miller. $15, 8pm, 60 NE 11th St. www.studioamiami.com

SATURDAY, JULY 14th @ MIZNER PARK: Ladies and gentlemen… witness a live performance by the one and only MORRISSEY!! If you’ve never seen Moz, former lead singer of legendary band The Smiths and solo artist in his own right, now is your chance!! His last album “Ringleader of the Tormentors” was phenomenal and is available at Sweat if you slept on it… Tickets via Ticketmaster. Mizner Park Amphitheater – 590 Plaza Real. Boca Raton, FL 33432

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8th @ SOUND ADVICE AMPHITHEATER: BEN FOLDS live!! (unfortunately the show also features John Mayer but hey nothing’s perfect…) 601-7 Sansbury’s Way. West Palm Beach.

Sweat Records
(inside Churchill’s Pub)
6pm to Midnight, 7 Days a Week
5501 NE 2nd Ave.
Miami, FL 33137
Day: 305.342.0953
Evening: 305.758.5862 ext.5

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