Sweat Records


5505 NE 2nd Ave.
Miami, FL 33137
Tel. (786) 693-9309

Like your comedy awkward, groan-inducing, and exceedingly inappropriate?  So do we!  And thankfully for all of us, master anti-comedian NEIL HAMBURGER is going to perform live at Sweat on Wednesday, March 6th!

Get your tickets right here for just $10.

His celebrity- and musician-baiting jokes are so unseemly that I couldn’t even find one to repost here, lest a child stumble upon this blog.   Neil’s been on Tim & Eric, Jimmy Kimmel and more, and is also AMAZING at antagonizing companies on Twitter so follow him: @NeilHamburger  Recommended if you like Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton, Zach Galifianakis, Tom Green, etc.

Also, super huge thanks to Brian Butler of The Upper Hand Art for this perfect concert poster…  See you next Wednesday!


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    Noon to 5pm Sunday

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    Tuesday, 3/20: Emerge Miami Meeting, 7-8pm.

    Tuesday, 3/27: Emerge Miami Meeting, 7-8pm.

    Saturday, 3/31 @ Wynwood Yard: Miami Girls Rock Camp’s 2nd Annual CARNIVAL OF SOUNDS FUNdraiser! Come out for live performances by Afrobeta and Emily Sheila, plus DJs, games, activities, a huge raffle, and much more. 12-6pm, all ages welcome, full info here.

    Thursday, 4/12 @ O Cinema Wynwood: Sweat Records + O Cinema’s Music Movie Series presents a special one-night-only official screening of  Distant Sky: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Live In Copenhagen! Performing new album Skeleton Tree’s exquisite compositions alongside their essential catalogue, the band’s first shows in 3 years provoked an ecstatic response in fans, critics and band alike, renewing a profound and intimate relationship wherever they played. The band’s acclaimed tour started in Australia in January 2017 before tearing across the USA and ending in Europe, with some of the best reviews of their decorated career. 9:30pm screening, tickets available here.

    Saturday, 4/21: Holy s#*t it’s Record Store Day 2018! Mark your calendars and stay tuned.