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Sweat Records


5505 NE 2nd Ave.
Miami, FL 33137
Tel. (786) 693-9309

Like your comedy awkward, groan-inducing, and exceedingly inappropriate?  So do we!  And thankfully for all of us, master anti-comedian NEIL HAMBURGER is going to perform live at Sweat on Wednesday, March 6th!

Get your tickets right here for just $10.

His celebrity- and musician-baiting jokes are so unseemly that I couldn’t even find one to repost here, lest a child stumble upon this blog.   Neil’s been on Tim & Eric, Jimmy Kimmel and more, and is also AMAZING at antagonizing companies on Twitter so follow him: @NeilHamburger  Recommended if you like Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton, Zach Galifianakis, Tom Green, etc.

Also, super huge thanks to Brian Butler of The Upper Hand Art for this perfect concert poster…  See you next Wednesday!


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    Saturday, 10/3: LIVE@SWEAT Series No. 1 is proud to present the return of PURE IMAGINATION LIVE to Sweat Records! This 21st installment brings back storyteller extraordinaire Matt Gajewski for a night of original fiction, with a live soundtrack by the Mountain Dew Code Red Terror Alert. Free show, all ages welcome, doors at 7pm.

    Tuesday, 10/6: Emerge Miami Meeting, 7-8pm.

    Thursday, 10/8: Post-Work Pizza Party with AFROBETA! Hear their new album "Dream About You" and enjoy complimentary pizza and beer. 6-8pm.

    Tuesday, 10/13: Emerge Miami Meeting, 7-8pm.

    Tuesday, 10/13: CASA DE HAHA, Miami's monthly standup comedy showcase hosted by Allan Median and Reginald Desjardins. 8-10pm, free, RSVP here.

    Saturday, 10/24: LIVE@SWEAT Series No. 1 gets spooky with live performances by Miami gothic folk combo DRACULA and dark techno wizard DIM PAST. 7pm, free.